for far too long
I have been feeling way introspective lately. And although I would like nothing better than to talk out loud about it, I believe it both defeats the purpose of introspection and will prevent me from ever getting a job in the field I want. I have been in some deep, dark places people.
So instead, I will re-tell a yo-mama joke that Tina Fey made when I was watching 30 Rock online:
Question: “What’s the difference between your mom and a washing machine?”
Answer: “My washing machine doesn’t follow me around for a week after I drop a load in it.”

I think you HAVE been doing some of your introspection out loud, just to me over the phone instead of on your blog.